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The 7 Worst Parking Excuses

from Beat That Parking Ticket 

• There was nowhere legal to park.

And I only rob banks cuz that’s where the money is.

• My car was stolen and the thief returned it to the same spot.

Did he gas you up, too?

• It wasn’t me.

Of course not – it was the one-armed man. Come on, do you even believe you on this one?

• I slipped the cop a fiver and he told me I could park there.

OK, so no one actually says that. But even if you didn’t bribe your way to an answer you liked, just because the cop told you it was alright doesn’t mean that the sign can just be ignored.

• I can’t afford to pay for the ticket.

On what they’re paying the judges, they can barely afford a car.

• I would never lie.

And I never had relations with that woman. Hmmn…

• I was only there for five minutes.

Is that what you were doing in the back seat?